My sense of direction has always been bad. I am so pathetic that i can never retrace the path on which i had just walked upon. Countless of times I have lost my way and the faith of the people who were banking upon me. Sorry guys!!!
But the real fun comes when i give directions to those who really dont know their way. I am dedicating the next 9 advices for all those people who are "determined" to give correct directions at the cost of others.
9. Always listen to the hapless lost souls, not make up your mind and think that since they dont know anything so you can fool them easily.
8. Never ever give them complex routes as in the end they will forget what you have said.
7.Never ever look at the pretty girl while giving directions to her brother/boyfriend/dad.
6.Dont make any rude hand gestures at them.
5.Always make up your mind, whether the destination in the right/left turn.
4.When giving directions, your hand is facing towards the opposite direction you are telling them.
3. Always always give them landmarks like chachi da dabba, red light, panwadi ki dukkan, gaushala or bikanerwala.
2. Never shout the directions.
1.Try to look serious and concerned. Please dont give the "Harami" look. It never helps.
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