9 things you shouldnt do when you give directions

My sense of direction has always been bad. I am so pathetic that i can never retrace the path on which i had just walked upon. Countless of times I have lost my way and the faith of the people who were banking upon me. Sorry guys!!!

But the real fun comes when i give directions to those who really dont know their way. I am dedicating the next 9 advices for all those people who are "determined" to give correct directions at the cost of others.

9. Always listen to the hapless lost souls, not make up your mind and think that since they dont know anything so you can fool them easily.

8. Never ever give them complex routes as in the end they will forget what you have said.

7.Never ever look at the pretty girl while giving directions to her brother/boyfriend/dad.

6.Dont make any rude hand gestures at them.

5.Always make up your mind, whether the destination in the right/left turn.

4.When giving directions, your hand is facing towards the opposite direction you are telling them.

3. Always always give them landmarks like chachi da dabba, red light, panwadi ki dukkan, gaushala or bikanerwala.

2. Never shout the directions.

1.Try to look serious and concerned. Please dont give the "Harami" look. It never helps.

For all the NON-VEGGIES

GOOL!!!!

Has it ever happened to you that your fav team is loosing and looking at your team....you wish that you could have play with those bunch of dummies. You are so sure that you can score that magic goal and help your team win the game. Well this guy just did that.........

Movie - 12 Angry Men

My rating: 10/10
Genre : Drama

One of the best things i did during my hols was to watch 12 angry men. A quick of the credentials proved it to me that i am downloading one of the best movies of all times. The only thing which bothered was that its a 1957 film plus a black and white one. Living through the current times, sometimes even the best of black n whites disappoints me and i really really was hoping that this doesn`t turn to be the in the above mentioned category. But, now watching it, all i can say is that i was wrong on the hoping part. This film not only impressed me but also me realize that if i ever make a top 10 film must to watch, its definitely going to be included in that list.

The film is a snapshot of the american judicial system.It all starts with a group of jury who have a witnessed a clear close shut trial, now have to decide the outcome of it and whether the culprit, a 18 year old teen has to go to jail for murdering his father or not. All the juror are locked in a hot room where an initial count reveals that only juror 8 has a reasonable doubt. He question is that all the evidence prsented are circumstantial and wants to discuss with the rest of the group. This changes the whole scenario, thus tempers are raised, firm opinions are given, cigarettes butts fly, temperature rises and one by one the slow pace film gains a quick pace and enthralls us till the end. Henry Fonda, incidentally also the producer gives a memorable performance. Actually not he, but the whole crew gives just the perfect performance which makes you realise that how pathetic these bollywood actors really are.

Don`t miss for anything because watching these movies is once in a lifetime opportunity.

PS : If you like this one, then you really go for Witness for the prosecution, another courtroom drama.

Beetle Bailey 8th January

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